Stage 2

‘Don’t be a ponce, Stu’: my brother wrote a tell-all book about me – but he’s the one who is letting men down

In his new book Don’t be a Dick, Pete, my older brother Stuart Heritage spends nearly 300 pages slagging me off. He’s told me that it’s actually a portrait of our differing approaches to masculinity in the modern age, but that’s probably because he’s a ponce: